Snail slime

Yes...while surfing the NL TV stations this week while on business, I actually saw a late-night infomercial on a product called "Snail Slime". The TV spokesman was actually extolling the virtues of snail slime as a skin moisturizer, treatment for acne, and healing balm for scars and burns as his in-studio models had snails crawling around on their hands, arms, and faces.

This definitely falls into the "truth is stranger than fiction" category.